Patriotic Pinup Poses

There's a fine line between what is actually high fashion and what's just high fashion in a model's head.

There's a lot I don't understand here, but even more than this model's go-to pose, I'm really confused about the "sexy George Washington" look. And she looks so sad..  ):

So finally, the products are w/e, and this is truly a model fail.

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"Designer" Pants

I think it's safe to say that if you saw someone walking down the street in these pants, you would be confused. I'm already not a huge fan of the whole harem pant trend, but I do have to admit that some girls (I've yet to see a guy truly pull this one off) can rock it.





This time, that was not the case. I don't think this could be flattering on anyone, so I won't put too much blame on the model for this fail.  I just can't imagine someone taking a photo of these pants and thinking "Yes, this was a good idea. Someone will definitely purchase this for $78."





But you have to admit, baby got back (saggy and depressing as it may be).


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Minor Setback

So I wanted to get this blog up and running, but I realized that the links to some really good model fails I found awhile back have expired. ): But I've still managed to find a few (which usually means nobody's bought the product yet...). So that's why it's easier to find product fails right now.. But I'll be back in the game of finding new model fails soon enough!







I'm throwing in this picture of this frail woman/jedi because her hooves seem to me to be a product fail.

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Homemade Converse Gladiator Sandals

This model set herself up for failure. This isn't just a model fail, it's also a product fail. I want to do my best to not sound offensive, but shoving some chubby feet into a ripped up pair of old converse is not going to help me shell out $65...

Especially in the black pair, it looks like she decided to take a break from walking through the dirt, then sat down and ripped her shoes up and decided to take a picture. I'm already careful enough when shopping for "vintage" (ie. used) shoes, but this is taking it to a whole new level that I hope nobody feels the need to explore.





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