Patriotic Pinup Poses

There's a fine line between what is actually high fashion and what's just high fashion in a model's head.

There's a lot I don't understand here, but even more than this model's go-to pose, I'm really confused about the "sexy George Washington" look. And she looks so sad..  ):

So finally, the products are w/e, and this is truly a model fail.

Photos: Courtesy of PinupGirlClothing.com